|1. Sassip Story||(6/7/01)|
|2. Story for Meeee||(6/7/01)|
|3. Antlers and Hats lala||(6/7/01)|
|4. Pogostick Endeavors||(6/7/01)|
|5. Continuity Thing||(6/7/01)|
|6. Sassip Pome Thing||(6/7/01)|
|7. A Thingy for the Thing!||(6/7/01)|
|8. The Backward, Forward, Upsidedown, Whonky Story of the Ages.||(6/7/01)|
|9. OREO PARTY!!!||(6/7/01)|
|10. The Drummer Formerly Known As Micky||(6/8/01)|
|11. I've Lost My Harmonica, Albert||(9/1/01)|
|12. MT's Life Story||(9/3/01)|
|13. Davert Mikas Striked Again||(9/3/01)|
|14. Feylowers For Four||(9/5/01)|
|15. Regression Pingies||(9/13/01)|
"HORROR ABOUNDS!" shouted MT in a gigglepot fit and ran off to find tinkertoys.
"HORRROOORR!?" shouted Sassip and punted miscellaneous things.
"There there girl, settle down its okay!" said Davy patting and stroking Sassip's neck.
"HEEEYYYEEEEEHHH!! I AM *NOT* A HORSE DAAYYYVEEE!" shrieked Sassip and reared up, mewing loudly.
"Uh.. right.." said Davy and backed away, but not soon enough to be hit by a giant mobile freshly made droolpool.
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One night MT walked in and tugged on Al's shirt.
"Mommy! I want antlers like Micky!" he said and tugged on her shirt so hard she fell over.
"Hey, how did he tug you over if you are shorter than he?" asked Mike.
"Uh.. I dunno.." said Al and picked herself up unsurreptiously from the floor.
"Huh, don't give him antlers they're my bag man!" said Micky.
"OMIGOSH WHERE DID HE LEARN THAT!?" shouted BT.
"No, that's Micky not MT." said Peter.
"I know.." said BT and stared.
"Oh.. uh.." said Mr. Continuity and slinked off.
"I AM MEEE!" shouted Sassip and ran in, bowling everyone over.
"Ugh." said Mike and sat down hard.
"Hey where is this stupid story going anyway?" asked Peter.
"MEEEEYOOOWW!" shouted Sassip and laid an egg.
"One.. two.. three... four.. five.. six.. seven... eight.... Hey if we are all here who's in there?" asked Peter.
"Let's find out! Ah-one, a-too-whoo... Thrrrreee!" said Sassip, licking the egg thrice and then biting into it.
"HEY HEY this is NOT a tootsiepop commercial!" shouted Peter.
"Huh..." said Sassip and punted Peter and then peered into the egg. It was a chocolate chick.
"FOOD FOR ME!" shouted Mike and absconded with it, later realizing that it wasn't chocolate but an odd mix of mousse and peanut butter.
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"Mommy! Micky told me I could trade in my feyloooower for antlers when I growed up!" said MT.
"No dear, you cannot. Antlers are for drummers." said Al, not looking up from her book.
"But MOMMMY! I look like a dahrummer!" shouted MT and sucked on pops.
"Yes dear." muttered Al and turned the page.
"DON"T NEGLECT HIM!" shouted BT and kicked at Al.
"Don't kick Al." said Al irately and poofed BT into a glass jar.
"DAVY DAVY SAVE MY TUSH!" shouted BT.
"Uh, when you put it that way its scary.." muttered Davy and skirted around the wobbling jar.
"Hey, what's in the jar?" asked Micky, opening the jar.
"ITS MEEEE! YOU SAVED ME! MARRY ME, MICKY!" shouted BT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shouted Micky, threw BT at Mike and ran away.
"Geez, you scared the antlers offa him!" said Peter and wrote this down in his book instead of helping.
"AHER!!" said Mike and smilked.
"OH NO, you knocked off Mike's had again, FOOL!" said Link and zapped at BT.
"ARGH MIKE'S HAT IS ATTACHED TO MY HAIR!" shouted Al and was pulling at the hat which was securely stuck onto her head.
"Antlers for me!" said MT, walking over to Micky's fallen antlers and sticking them onto his head. He was so sticky they stuck, but unfortunately he put them on wrong, so that instead of being at the sides of his head, they were at the front and back.
"Oh MT..." clucked Al and tried to pull them off, but Mike's hat suddenly covered her whole face and wouldn't come off.
"MMMMMFFF" she muttered muffedly.
"I AM GROWED UP MOMMY!" said MT, tugging at his daisy. "Yeowchies, it hurtsame!"
"Ah, Daisy antler boy.." Peter was busily scribbling into his book.
"AHER! LOOKIT ME GUYS LOOKIT MEEEEEEEEEE" shouted Mike, flying around and occasionally bounding off walls with his pogo stick.
"Oh geesh is it just me or is his midair antics getting dangerous?" muttered Micky, who came in. He had sprouted mini antlers because they weren't fully grown again yet.
"My, but you grow them babies fast!" said Davy.
"DAYVEEE WHERE WERE YOU?" shouted Sassip and smilked.
"SAMILKING IS MINE!" shouted Mike and stole it offa her.
"I was right here." said Davy matter-of-factly.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!?" said Sassip, pouting.
"Because I wanted to remain inconspicuous." said Davy. "Besides, you didn't say anything til now either."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" shouted Sassip at having been forgotten and waged war on those that forgot her.
"Davy is inspitchuous and Sassip is forgotted," said MT to Peter.
"Uh, yeh, thanks MT." said Peter and was confused.
"MT, please, you have to take them off!" said Al and tugged at his new appendages.
"NO MOMMY NO MOMMY NOOOO!" said MT and backed away.
"Awww innit cute the kid wants to look just like me." said Micky idly chewing on his lip.
"ARGH DON"T DO THAT!!!" shouted Al and smothered him in lip balm.
"OWOWWOWOW IT BURNNNSSS" shrieked Micky, grabbing his baby antlers in pain.
"OWOWOW IT BUURRRSSS" shouted MT, emulating Micky.
"ARGH THERE ARE TWO STOOOPIDS!" shouted BT and stamped her foot and huffed stupidly.
"Well well aren't WE the smilky one." said Mike, suddenly standing directly behind BT.
"YARGH WHERE DID *YOU* COME FROM?!?!" shouted BT.
"Ah came from a place where the fern trees grow
It ain't real high but it ain't too low
You cain't get there 'less you pay the toll
Cause they just
*FIT*!" said Mike.
"WHAT? You are from Texas." said Davy and stared.
"Davy Davy Davy my bodacious fishfryfodder, you must remember your roots.. er... I guess fins for you, m'boy. But when you get older and sprout wings and a tail you'll see the light." lectured Mike.
"Izzit just me or is Mike whonky woo?" said Micky.
"OH MT MY BAAAYYYBEEE" shouted Al and ran to Micky and coddled him.
"EWWW AL I AM NOT MT!" shouted Micky and lobbed Al by the tail.
"HEYYYEE I patented that!" shouted Mike and just to show his dominance, picked up Al by the tail and lobbed her too.
"Ugh..." said Al and vowed never to coddle Micky again.
"Darn tootin'!" shouted Micky from his oreo bath.
"HOW did he get up there so fast?.. HOW!?!?!?" giggled Davy.
"Al I am pulling your tail!" announced Mike.
"Oh you are not stop it." said Al and stared at him from across the room.
"Oh Davy Davy Davy, come hither with me to a chicken fry where I am show you the tender delights of chicken fry with the potatoes and corn on the cob..." said Mike.
"But MIKE we ALWAYS go to them! Remember!? I'm your chicken fry buddy!" said Davy desperately.
"Davy Davy Davy, don't try and thwart me with your weak fishy fishy FISHY antics. You fool me not. I am not a fool and I am pulling Al's tail."
"Wrong again, you loopy aviatic fool!" said Al and giggled. Just then the hat started to chew idly on her hair. "UGH GET IT OFF UGH." she said loudly and fell over.
"WOW! AL! Where did you get that GAH-ROOVY hat from? Man! Its GREAT man!" shouted Mike, running over.
"Mike, its YOUR hat..." said Al and tried to pry it from her head.
"Man Al, that's a great hat! Can I borrow it sometime?" said Mike.
"Yeh you can have it NOW.. jsut lemme get it OFF UGH..." said Al.
"Oh man not now but wow man OH MAN IS.. IS IT KNITTED!?!?!" asked Mike, staring.
"YES Mike its YOUR hat now HELPMEGETTITOFFAMYHEAD!" shouted Al.
"Wow I can touch it!? NEAT!" said Mike, but when he went to touch it, it threw Al on the ground.
"Oh it doesn't like Mike anymore!" laughed Link.
"GETITOFFAMEEEE NOOOOWW!" shouted Al. "And stop pulling my tail!!!!!"
"Huh? I'm not Al." said Mike, clearly pulling her tail.
"MOMMY MOMMMY I SAVING YOU!" shouted MT and hit Mike's hat with an antler.
"Yeargh!" shouted the hat and leaped onto Mike's head as his was the closes to Al at the moment.
"WHOOO what the HECK happened!??!!" asked Mike and wandered away, idly adjusting his hat.
"UGH HAT DROOL!" shouted Al and kicked Micky out of the tub.
"ARGH TUB HOGGERS!" shouted Micky. "I baggsied it first!"
"My antennae are yellow with puce polkadots!" announced BT.
"I am tired of antylers." said MT and threw them on the ground.
"OH! TOOTHPICKS FOR ME!" said Sassip who picked her teeth with them.
"Ah you people bore me." said Link and went off to watch grass and Sparkplug grow because it was more interesting.
"Mmmm nap time." said Davy, crawling into Sassip's pouch.
"Oh, oh VERY VERY interesting oh wow.." muttered Peter and wrote things ravenously.
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"HELLOOO!" said Sassip, making sure she was not forgot early on.
"We'll have to forget about you." said Micky and hid in a cabinet where she could not punt him.
"Mommy, Micky's antylers have growed back!" said MT in an uncertain voice.
"Yes, dear, I am making cookies! Do you want one?" said Al.
"MMMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMYYY!" shrieked MT.
"WHAT!?" said Al.
"BEETEEE is a snap dragon!" he announced and ran off.
"Huh?" said BT but she was indeed a snapdragon.
"WHOWHAHOWHUH!?" shouted Peter and gawped.
"Gawp not, chicken boy!" said Mike.
"OMIGOSH where is your hat?!" shouted Link.
"On MEEE" shrieked Al. MT was giggling and trying to pull it off for her but it was stuck on tight.
Now Peter, he was mad. He ripped up his continuity notepad (VERY stylish for taking quick continuity notes) and huffed off to the bathroom to raid stashes of things that were hid there.
"RAID NOT MY STASHES!" shouted Micky, coming out into the open.
"AHA! OBSTINENT BOY!" shouted Sassip and punted him.
"Oh, don't punt antlerboy." said Davy and coaxed Sassip out to the beach with the promise of a sleefishfry.
"OH NOOOOOOOOO" shouted Mike and pogoed onto Micky's head. Unfortunately his pogo stick got caught.
"ARGH GET HIM OFF!" shouted Micky and was to become the newest pogo sticking trend.
Mike got bored of pogoing to Micky's relief and went out to the beach to quell the fires of sleefishfry parties. Sordid sordid...
Having no luck getting the pogo stick unstuck he shrugged and kicked Peter out of his milk bath.
"MINE!" he shouted and slammed the door.
"Oh brother." said Link and sat down at the table to read the morning news.
"Morning poundcake for me?" asked MT sweetly.
"Nah we don't make that anymore." said Link absently to no one.
"OH! TIME FOR BREFFAST SERALS THEN!" shouted MT and shoved them down Link's throat.
"UGH!" gasped Link and got up dizzily to find milk.
"Man, I just made Sassip and Davy put out their sleefish fry fire!" chuckled Mike coming back in. "Oh, time for a pogo and a giggle and a smile and a smilk."
*AAAIIEEEEEE!" shouted Micky from the bathroom and out bounded Mike, pogoing around with Micky still attached.
"Dahrummers make a goooood bouncy." said MT happily and imitated Mike and Micky.
"My but that's suggestive.." said Peter, writing it down.
"MY BABY SAID IT, FOOL! HE IS *INNOCENT*" shouted Al and tore Peter's other continuity pad in half.
"Don't do that to Peter!" said BT, but she was not asked, so Al poured someone's Coke that had been sitting there for 5 days down her stem.
"Glug!" she said and wilted a little.
"Snappydragons for me!" said MT and uprooted her, putting her on his daisy.
"YARGH!" said BT and fell off and skittered away.
"HOT DANG THAR BE A SKITTYTHING!" shouted Mike and jumped off Micky in mid air to investigate.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAAaaaAAH!" shouted Micky and landed with a resounding *THUD*.
Mike, meanwhile, was poking at BT with a shishkabob skewer.
"SKIT SKIT SKIT!" he said but he had stupidly penned her into a corner so she could not skit.
"I CANNOT SKIT!" she said.
"MIKE get your stupid hat offa me!" said Al and had a very stylish green wool hat perched precariously on her head.
"Oh wow you look stylish with that stylish hat perched on your head precariously!" said Mike and poked at BT again.
"PETER Make me me again!" shouted BT.
"Oh go and do it yourself. MY continuity pads are all broke!" sniffed Peter sadly.
"AL! Make me me again!" shouted BT.
"Oh go and do it yourself. Mike's hat is on my head and it droools alot.... More than Sassip even!" said Al.
"I HEARD THAT!" shouted Sassip and peeked her head in the door.
"MICKY MAKE ME ME AGAIN!" shouted BT.
"Okay!" said Micky and used Al's powers.
"AHER!' said Al.
Mike looked at her.
"AHER!" said Mike and grabbed her by the hat.
"YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" shouted Al and flailed alot.
"What the...??" asked Peter. "Meeting of the stupids..." he wrote into his book.
"MICKY I AM *NOT* ME FOOL!" said BT who was now a stylish but un-her swordfish.
"Well do it yourself then YEESH!" said Micky and went upstairs to play around with Al's powers and replenish his stashes.
"Mikeeee" said Al.
"Whahuh?" asked Mike.
"IIYEEE will turn you into a spork!" said Al and tried, but only succeeded in turning Peter into a spork.
"OH GADS NOW I CAN'T EVEN WRITE ANYMORE!" shouted Peter, and scratched idly at his napkin that had the latest continuity antics on it.
"IIIYEEE will turn YOU into a pogo stick!" said Mike and turned Al upsidedown, bouncing around on her hat.
"Hat go sproingy, Mommy!" said MT, watching with wide eyed wonder.
"Mommy go unconscious now!" said Al and did so.
Mike's hat was fed up with all the bouncing and blatant stupidity and promptly stopped sticking to her head.
"Awwwwwwwwww Alpies no go bouncy bouncy anymore!" said Mike.
"Well *DUH*!" said Micky from his milk bath.
"ALPIES?" said BT and laughed alot.
"Mommy Mommy go unkonsush!" said MT and looked cutely.
"OH!" said Peter and turned himself back.
"A HAT FOR MEE?" said Mike and put it back on and came to his senses.
"Ugh, morons.." said Link and went to raid Micky's Coke stash.
"OOH!" said Al and helped him.
"MEEEE!" shouted BT and turned herself back.
"YOU FORGOT ME AGAIN!" shouted Sassip and punted everyone but Davy.
"Uh.." said Davy and hid in her pouch lest she want to.
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"Mommy Mommmy Moommmmyyyy!" sang MT and trampled around the pad, daisy flopping comically.
Mike and Micky stared at him. "AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!" they shrieked and fell on the floor in a big heap.
It was then Mike's hat took the oppurtunity to pop off his head.
"OOOOOFAH!" said Mike and had a stupid grin on his face.
"Oh no not again!" said Micky and tried to get away.
"Micky Micky Micky, no more turkey fry parties for YOU m'boy!" said Mike and grabbed Micky firmly, hauling him off.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT MY COKE!" shrieked Micky and reached futiley for his stash as he was dragged off.
"MIIIIKKEEE! I'm your chicken fry buddy! ME!" said Davy and flipped off after them.
"Oh my, Mike and Micky. Davy and Mike. Mike and Davy. Micky and me." said Sassip.
"Micky and YOU?" asked Al suspisciously.
"YES! He is my egg laying buddy!" said Sassip.
"I HEARD THAT!" shouted Micky.
"Mike has pretty eyes!" said MT and poked Mike in the eye.
"OUCHIE!" shouted Mike and grabbed MT's flower.
"OWWWIE MOOMMMMYYY!" shrieked MT and cried alot.
"NOOO Mike put my baby DOWN!" said Al and zapped him in the tush.
"YEOWWWWWWCH! AHER!" shouted Mike and dropped MT.
"Mommy Mommmmmmyyyyyy Mike tried to pull out my feyloooowwweeeeerrrr!" shouted MT and looked worried.
"Yes dear." said Al and patted MT on the head.
MT sprouted a few leaves and a bud.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said BT and stared.
"Stare not at my baby!" said Al and kicked at her. She pruned MT's head foliage and watered it.
"Hehe my heady foilage go grow grow." MT chuckled and took hold of Al's tail and she walked away.
Micky came in to find MT following Al closely and holding on to her tail as he went.
"Huh, you shouldn't touch that thing you don't know where its been!" said Micky.
"Micky rhymey rhyme rhymeyrhymes!" said MT and looked at Al inquisitively.
"Well.. kinda." said Al and went back to her busy work.
"You aren't REALLY busy, you're jsut pretending!" said Peter pointing a pen at her accusingly.
"SHHHH!" said Al angrily and turned him into a tooth.
"MOMMY I WILL PUT IT UNDER MY MARSHAMALLOW!" said MT and put it under his pillow.
"Ahhh Mike my friendy friend!" said Micky and curled up in Mike's lap. Mike looked distressed and tried to move but Micky was impeding his movement.
"NO NO MT GET OFFA MIKE!" said Al and pounced on Micky, tearing him off Mike.
"No, that's MICKY!" said BT.
"Ewwwww...." said Al and washed her hands, but not before Mike had grabbed her by the tail and flinging her.
"LIBERATED AM I!" shouted Mike and flew off in a stupid frenzy.
"Who let the fool out?" asked Sassip sleepily and opened one eye.
"HELP MEEEE! HEEELLLPPP MEEE!" shouted Mike, as he had gotten caught in a drool pool Sassip had craftily planted around the pad.
"Ugh." said Al and pulled herself out of the wall and washed her hands.
"You were already supposed to have done that!" said Peter.
"Shut up Continuity freak!" said BT.
"Oh.." whimpered Peter. He crawled over to Micky and sulked.
"There there Peter. Let me write some continuity for a while." said Micky and did so with surprising alacrity.
"You don't know what that means." said Peter pointedly.
"I was just writing that!" said Micky. They looked at each other and grinned evilly.
"OH NO they are evil!" said Mike.
"MAYBE THEY ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!" shouted Sassip and punted him.
"Sassip's tetchy!" Micky and Peter agreed as they both took notes.
"You mean touchy." said BT.
"Same difference." said Al and was flung somewhere.
"I was pullin' yore leg!" said Mike proudly.
"You were NOT, liar! You were pulling my tail.. and then flinging my tail.." said Al and started to cry.
"AWWW Mommy go Cry cry now!" said MT and was so sad his daisy wilted and lost petals.
"OH no I'm not crying MT uh..." said Al and watered his head.
"Ah Mommy hehe its COLD!" said MT and giggled.
"So where's that spiffy hat of yours, Al?" asked Mike.
"Huh?" asked Al.
"That.. hat man that hat!"
"I don't HAVE a hat where's YOURS?"
"I don't have one! You do!"
"Ugh look. Mike, you have a hat, it just..." said Peter
"...jumps onto Al's head alot and you think its hers." finished Micky.
They looked at each other and grinned and then compared notes.
"Oh bother..." said Al and fell over as the hat gnawed her leg.
"OOOOH! There is it!" said Mike and grabbed it.
"Ouch." said Al and laughed for no reason.
"Mommy go chuckly!" said MT and chuckled.
Mike put on the hat and was him again.
"YAY!" said Davy and they rolled off to a chicken fry party because being stupid makes Mike hungry!
"I knew that." said Micky, furiously writing.
"Me too! See?" said Peter, showing Micky his notepad.
And so the two Continuity buddies scribbled on far far into the night by candlelight, even though they had perfectly fine electric lamps. SOOOMMMEEE Continuity moguls THEY are!
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Sing a song of Sassip a fur pouch full of mites
Four and twenty pouchcats hunting day and night
When she feels disgusting her contents she'll expell
Out come all the contents and the cats and mites as well
Sassip is a fickle beast in love with two or three
Davy, Stegoo and cute Mike when he's a seabeastie
But Davy's not a beastie and Stegoo won't move in
And Mike won't be caught dead with Sassip drooling on his wings
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A is for Al a figment worth a beat
B is for BT a fooper and a cheat
C is for chicken fries a yummy greasy mess
D is for Davy with a fishtail that's the best
E is for everyone, in the pad, that's right
F is for figments, without there'd be no site
G is for gravy it puts out BT's lights
H is for hedgefish, a culinary delight
I is for inventions, which BT always dreams
J is for justice, come uppings of diff'rent name
K is for kretch a word that isn't real
L is for Link, a lad with hat appeal
M is for Micky, MT and even Mike
N is for NBT who no one even likes
O is for Oreos hidden in a stash
P is for Peter and his continu'ty cache
Q is for Q-tips which Mike shoved up his nose
R is for Rolfdre who's a shade just shy of rose
S is for Sassip her punting is a scream
T is for traffic, a nervous figment's dream
U is for Unison they go there quite alot
V is for "very poor", these tales thay have no plot
W is for water, where Sassip loves to swim
X is for xylophone, an instrumental whim
Y is for yelling, they do it quite a bit
Z is for Zelda who Link was made to quit
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One day Sassip wandered in and took a bite out of the plot because she was hungry.
Mike grabbed up Al from the floor where she had fallen.
"Fall not, funky maiden!" he said and pogoed off into the sunset, through the window, out to the beach, into the ocean, and then back again.
"You're shoe is over there." said Peter.
"I didn't ask!" said Micky.
"I wasn't talking to you!" said Sassip.
"HUH!??!?!?!?!?!?!!" said Al and fell over because it was the right thing to do.
"Don't MAKE me come over dere!" said MT and shovelled gravel into the pool.
"We don't have a pool." said Mike.
"No, you're supposed to say 'AHER!'" said Peter, pointedly.
"Don't be so pointy, you'll live longer." said Mike and took up his trusty pogo stick.
"AHER!" said Mike.
"That's BETTER." said Peter, roundly.
"Mommy Mommy Pita pointed me and I bleeeeeeeding!" said MT and giggled.
"Oh he did not!" said Al.
"We don't have a pool." said Peter.
"HEHE Pita silly." said MT and sprinkled him with cloves and honey.
"I AM NOT A FISH!" said Davy angrily and took a swim in the pool.
"We don't HAVE a pool!" said Micky and stuck a fish with his antlers.
"You're a fish." said MT to Pita and shoved himin the oven.
"I want Chinese. I'm hungry. Why don't we have food? There is no Chicken Fry! DAAAYYYVVEEEE!" shouted Mike. "Get your fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy self OVER here boy!"
"If I took that and put it over here, there wouldn't be anything left!" said MT and frowned alot.
"WHERE IS MY SHOE!?!?!" shouted Davy and got mad.
"Why is there gravel in my pool?" asked Sassip and brushed it aside.
"Coke for me!" sang Micky and danced about.
"Oh go spear some fish, toothpick head!" said Davy.
"If I you fill in Sassip's drool pools with your gravel, MT, then people wouldn't get hurt!" said Peter helpfully.
"Pita, I have gravel." said MT and beamed.
"GET OUT OF MY OREOS!" shouted Micky and ran after Mike.
"Hey, there's a delivery of gravel for MT." said Link and zapped the closet person who happened to be BT.
"I have no lines in this." said BT, sniffed, and moved into an abandoned flower pot.
"I have Davy's shoe. And since he doesn't need it anymore, I am putting it over there." said Mike, pointlessly.
"I am abandoning this flower pot." thought Sparkplug and kicked it into the pad.
"My lines are messed up." said Micky.
"You're lines are messed up!" said Peter.
"I have lines." said Al.
"You have no lines!" said Davy.
"I am Davy!" said Sassip.
"YOU are not Sassip *I* am Sassip!" said Sassip.
"I'm Mike!" said BT tetchily and threw a shoe at Sassip. She made the biggest droolpool ever.
"I am Sassssssiippp!" said MT and grinned alot.
"Why does MT have gravel?" asked Micky.
"COKETETTISHLY! MICKY IS COKETETTISHLY!" shouted MT and giggled alot before deciding he wanted some Coke too and got some.
"You do know this whole story is claptrap!" shouted Link and zapped everyone.
"Hey look! Sassip ate the WHOLE plot! Ugh now its all mixed up." said Peter and shook his head in dismay.
"HERE I AM, POGOSTICKGUYWITHAPOGOSTICK!" shouted Mike and bounced around noisily.
"Mommy I paid the gravel man in serals!" said MT and was happy.
"I GOED SWIMMY IN POOL!" shouted MT and was soaking wet.
"Ugh how come I only have one shoe?" asked Davy.
"Why is Davy a fish?" asked Sassip and sucked on his hair.
"HELP HELP! I NEEEEEDDD HELP!" shouted BT who was stuck in the flower pot.
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"I love Sassip!" said Davy and hugged her.
"MMMMM" said Sassip and scarfed him up.
"Awww Sassip now what'd'ya go and do THAT for?" asked Mike, hat all askew.
"Why is your hat all askew?" asked Micky.
"I dunno, why are your antlers all a-pointy?" asked Mike.
"WHAT?" said Micky and stabbed someone in the tush.
"Don't do that." said Link and zapped Micky on the frypantush.
"ARE YOU SOMEONE!??!!" shouted Micky in a rage.
"Yes. Yes I am. Now Cease and Desist foul knave!" said Link and zapped Micky in the bonce.
"Awourgh..." said Micky and swooned alot.
"He oughten not swoon, its DEEEEEEspickable." said BT.
Just then Mike's hat decided to jump at BT and Mike was left a slobbering fool.
"Hey hey hey, now, okay, if you want to make me stupid, that's one thing, fewel... I can handle that I guess, but *SLOBBERING*!?!?" shouted Mike.
Okay okay alright.. uh.. Mike was left a ... babbling fool?
"Well okay, I guess that's better than slobbering.. barely *mutter mutter*..."
"Oh ah.. *AHER*!" shouted Mike and pogoed around wildly.
"Oh man, Mike is back to being a slobbering fool again." muttered Peter.
Shhh, we botched slobbering or Mike isn't doing it.
"Oh.. uh.. Mike is back to a... babbling fool?" said Peter.
"I know. And we never got to pick up this week's chicken fry!" cried Davy, crawling out of Sassip's mouth.
"Davy no go cry cry!!" shouted MT vehemently and Davy was so scared he stopped straight away.
"MMMMMFFF!" shouted BT because the hat was on her face.
"Oh, its not on ME!" shouted Al and ate chicken fry because she felt so liberated.
"Davy Davy Davy my taily brethren, you look much different." said Mike, patting her on the back.
"I'm not Davy, fool, I'm Al!" shouted Al and stared at Mike.
"Oh, you jest me not, taily short thing, let us away!" said Mike in a funny voice, grabbed up Al and pogoed away.
"Oh.. Mike.. that wasn't me at all!" said Davy and cried some more.
"DAVY NO GO CRY CRY!" shouted MT in angst and ran to his playroom in Peter's mindpad.
"Mm mmm mmm, so much angst." said Micky, chalking this into his book.
"That's *MY* book!" said Peter, in a huff. "Hey, how did I get into this huff? Eugh!"
Peter promptly got out of the huff because it was all dirty and not at all a place a Continuity Mogul should be in.
"Good boy!" said Micky, and patted Peter on the head. Peter smiled innocently.
"AHER!" said Mike and brought Al back.
"Ugh....." said Al and was green.
"Why is she green?" asked Peter.
"Because I made him eat chicken fry but he's not eating well so I forced it." said Mike.
"That's not Davy, that's Al." said Micky.
"Yeh, that's what he tried to say too but it works not!" said Mike and smilked.
"But I'm NOT Davy!" shouted Al and threw a fit.
"Throw a fit not, I'll take you to a really CLASSY chicken fry!' said Mike.
"OH NO!" shouted Al but could not get away fast enough.
"I bet she wishes she just had Mike's hat stuck to her head." said Micky.
"I DO!" shouted Al and was carried off in a pogohuff.
"They better get out of that huff!" said Peter with a worried look on his face.
"Huffs are comfy." said Micky who was curled up in one and sleeing.
"WHAT.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!?!!?" shouted Peter and threw Micky from the huff, destroying it.
"HUH??" said Micky.
"You.. You can't.. you can't just.. just.. slee in huffs like that.. its.. DANGEROUS!" shouted Peter and ran around and around and around.
"PETER!" shouted Micky and slapped him.
"Don't do that." said Peter.
"PETER get a hold of yourself man! I'm a big boy I can take care of myself. I LIKE huffs!" said Micky.
"OH no no no no no... huffs are BAD Micky! They stifle your continuity gifts..." said Peter and got all quivery lipped.
"DO THEY!?" said Micky, and Peter showed him a newspaper article about it.
Micky shook his head sadly and vowed off huffs.
"That's m'boy." said Mike, suddenly standing behind Micky and Peter.
"YARGH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?" they shouted and fell over.
"Huh? I was right here all along. Right Davy?" asked Mike. He had Al strung over his shoulder by her tail.
"Mike for the 61947391743841th time *I* *AM* *NOT* *DAVY*!!!!" shouted Al and squirmed alot.
"Well, its true you are shorter and fuzzier and have a tail but that doesn't mean you can't still be my cute little Davy m'boy boy thing with the fishy fish fish thing." said Mike.
"Mike, I'm right here!" said Davy and flipped up to Mike.
Mike looked at Davy and then looked at Al and shrugged.
"There are two Davys now. All the more chicken fry fun!" he said and aher-ed off in a fit of joy with one short thing flung over each shoulder.
"How does he do that?" asked Micky.
"We don't ask. We just write." said Peter and chalked this newfound info into his book.
Meanwhile, BT was asking the hat to get off her face, to no avail.
"BEEETEEE I have a hat too!" said MT, walking in with Link's hat on.
"NO NO MINE!" shouted Link but was dismayed by MT's sticky hand and ran away.
"Little kids should not be huge and look like Micky." said BT and tried to marry him.
"No no I am not sposing to marry things with hatfaces." said MT and waltzed away before BT could stop him.
"Ergh!" said BT in a huff, because that was her 700th marriage proposal turned down.
"Peter... BT's in a huff..." said Micky in a small voice.
"Its okay, Micky. She's not a continuity mogul so it matters not."
"But I'm not one either!"
"Well no, but you're the up and coming one!" said Peter and this made Micky happy.
"I like you. Little things make you happy. You are a joy to tutor." said Peter and confused Micky.
Meanwhile, Micky's antlers decided that it was time to molt and fell on Peter.
"MICKY STOPPIT!" said Peter.
"Huh?" asked Micky.
"You tapped me don't do that." said Peter and went back to writing. Micky shrugged but his head felt alot lighter.
"EEEHEHHEEHEHE Micky is not a antler thing!" said MT and ran off in fits of hilarity.
"Oh, he is gigglepot again." said Peter and shook his head in dismay.
"Why .. what? I'm not antler thing anymore!?" said Micky in horror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOORRRROOOORRRRRRRR!" shouted Sassip and punted Micky into the bathroom.
"Good shot Sassip!" said Mike, who had pogoed in, grabbed a golf club and was clubbing Davy and Al into the bathroom after Micky.
"Wow... can I try?" asked Sassip evilly.
"K." said Mike and stood around like a moron.
"FIVE!" shouted Sassip and golf clubbed Mike in after.
"Hey this is fun." she said and sauntered out of the pad with the club.
Meanwhile, BT wandered into the bathroom sometime later where she found a secret Oreo party going on between Davy, Al, Mike and Micky.
"More milk waterfall please!" said Micky.
"Coming right up!" said Davy, turning on a milk waterfall.
"Mmmmm this double stuffed vintage is GREAT!" said Al.
"Smilk? Where?" said Mike, with chocolate all over his face, as well as a confused expression.
"Why are you foopers sitting over the bathtub like it was a trough!?" asked BT in disgust.
"BEeeeeecause you were not asked!" shouted all four and she was punted out of the bathroom by Davy and Mike's pogostick.
She landed somewhere near Peter.
"Did you know they are having an Oreo party and didn't invite us?" asked BT.
"WHAT!?" shouted Peter and left her sitting there all alone.
"What a horrid lot!" she sniffed.
"HORROR!?!??!?!?!?" shouted Sassip, running in, brandishing her newly acquired golfclub.
"No. Horrid. With a D." said BT.
"Close enough!" said Sassip and punted BT into Link who was hiding.
"Ewww gerroff!" said Link and ran away.
"WAAHH!" said BT and cried so much Mike's hat started to cry too and fell off.
"Mikey hat hat woolsheep baaaa!" said MT, wandering by and picking it up.
He waltzed to the bathroom and placed it firmly on Mike's head, because he was a welltrained little boy!
"Oooh.. uh.. hey.. why are we leaning over the bathtub like it were a trough?" asked Mike.
"THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW!!!" BT was heard to shout.
"Oh, we're having an Oreo party!" said Davy, Micky and Al.
"DAVY DAVY DAVY!" shouted Mike.
Al and Davy winced, but Mike only picked up Davy (much to Al's relief) and Davy squeed happily as they rolled off to a chicken fry scene.
Al giggled and ran off to the bedroom to raid the sock drawers because she liked to play tricks on people and make them think socks got lost in the wash (naughty naughty!).
Micky shrugged and scoffed more Oreos because he could and his head was light and airy.
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One day Micky was eating some Oreos when Peter came in and started to sing at him.
"Oh Micky what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the pen
Oh Micky what a pity you don't understand
Its guys like you Micky
Don't break my book Micky..."
Micky stared at Peter and ran out of the bathroom.
"Micky come back!" said Peter and ran after him.
"Uh.. I'm not Micky!" said Micky and ran around in circles until someone punted him.
Sassip smiled evilly, pleased with herself.
"Did you just punt Micky?" asked BT.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???? Why MEEEEEEE? Why does everyone think *I* punt everyone all the time!?" shouted Sassip and reared up in contempt.
"My name is not Micky..." said Micky and hid under the couch.
"You can't hide from me, Micky!" said Peter and hauled off his Continuity buddy.
"AHER!" said Mike and bounded in.
"No, he said Continuity buddy, not Chicken fry buddy." said Davy.
"Oh." said Mike and scratched his tuft. He shrugged and bounced back out.
"My, but that boy ain't right." said Micky.
"ITS NOT MICKY!" shouted The Drummer Formerly Known As Micky.
"Why why how come Daddy huh huh how come you're not Micky anymore huh huh huh why why can I have a pop want some breffast serals why aren'tcha Micky anymore Daddy thingy meme me thing?" asked MT and did a song and dance number.
"BEEE-cawse, Peter is all weird about my name in that scary song.." said The Drummer Formerly Known As Micky and shuddered.
"Well, 'The Drummer Formerly Known As Micky' is a stupid name." said Al and grabbed Mike's hat as it skitted by.
"SKIT SKIT!" shouted Mike and pounced on Al.
She let the hat go and it skitted away.
"Skittttttttty!" said Mike and giggled alot.
"Hmmm.. since when do hats skit?" asked BT.
"Moooommmyyy BT said a bad word!" shouted MT and looked worried.
"No she didn't, dear." said Al, and picked him up and carried him off.
"How come I am not in this story!?" shouted Sassip and brought Davy with her.
"I was already here! So were you!" said Davy and jumped out of her flipper.
"Oh. Well why was I not alotted lines!?" shouted Sassip and made faces.
"YAHERHERHER and a bottle of wine,
I pogo round while I try to rhyme
I don't do well as its rather hard
Without a hat, just my crystal shard
I bounce around this little pad
The Poundcake fishy isn't bad
I take him out to chicken fries,
And then I make coquettish eyes
He makes a face in fear and fright,
And flips away in hurried flight
But I pogo down and grab him up
And then on chicken fry we sup" sang Mike as he bounced around.
"YEEK!" said Davy and was grabbed up by Mike and they bounced off.
"Well, that wraps up another laugh riot by me!" said Sassip.
"NO NO NO!" said Peter and was hit on the head.
"Oh...." said The Drummer Formerly Known As Micky.
"OOoh Micky what happened?" asked Peter.
"Uh...... you were making eyes at me..." said The Drummer Formerly Known As Micky.
"Why do you have that ridiculous moniker?" asked Peter.
"Uh.. nevermind..." said Micky.
"YAY for sloppy endings!" shouted Sassip and up went a sign that said:
"I was not in it and I am pleased!" said Linky and went to slee in the couch. Yes. IN the couch. Its much safer and cozier.
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One day BT opened the closet door, only to have 15 sets of antler racks come tumbling on her head.
"ARGH OUCH OUCH OUCH!" she shouted, and ran to her mindpad room.
"Poofed, you mean," said Peter and wrote this tasty tidbit into his book.
"Tasty tidbittings for me?" asked MT and stared hopefully at Peter.
"No, not tasty as in eating, tasty as it tantillizing to my book," said Peter and went back to writing.
"Tamfilating?" asked MT and went to find his mother.
"Oh no someone opened my closet!" shouted Micky and ran over to his precious fallen antlers.
"Oh ho ho!" said Mike, who was a winged caribou, and laughed at Micky. "Winged things do not need to keep all their molted appendges!"
"But you kept all your feathers," said Micky, using his uncanny continuity abilities.
"YOU have none! I have the uncanny ones! You have the in-training stupid simple ones!" snitched Peter and huffed off.
"Well ex-CUSE me, PETER!" shouted Micky.
"No, that's MY line, thief!!" shouted Link and zapped him.
"Lie la lie lie la lie lie la la lie," sung MT.
"No, not liar, THIEF!" said Link and ran away.
"Okay, Mr. Man!" said MT and giggled.
"Ewwwwwww, stop giggling you sound demonic!" shouted BT with a bandage on her right antenna.
"Okay Lady!" said MT and giggled some more.
"Oh, I didn't mean demonic.. ugh.." said BT and walked over to Micky and kicked him.
"Hey what..??" shouted Micky.
"THAT'S FOR.. YOUR STUPID SHARP THINGS FALLING ON ME!" said BT and huffed off in a stint.
"She huffs alot," said Micky and wrote this down carefully.
"HAHA I already had that AGES ago!" shouted Peter.
"Why do you have all your old racks in there??" shouted Al when she came in.
"Didn't MT go and get you?" asked Peter and glared at the author.
"Oh, yeh but I told him to run along," said Al.
"I was cataloguing my prong growth," answered Micky.
"NO ONE ASKED YOU!" shouted Peter.
"Al did!" said Micky and smilked quietly to himself.
"See, Davy, why can't you be more like your sibling and smilk more?" asked Mike, who was now a winged orange pig with a pink and white spotted bowtie.
"Micky's not related to me," said Davy and stared at Mike.
"NO STORY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT MEEE!" shouted Sassip and sat on everyone, except Micky because him with the sharp things and the pointyness ouchyouchings.
"MT, pleased to be stopping the writings!" shouted Mommy.
"But Mommy, I wanting to be typing out the writings!" answered me.
"No no no kiddy thing of mine, to be stopping NOW!" said Mommy.
"Okay lady!" said MT and ate a pop.
"MT, call me Mommy, Mother, anything but lady!" said Al.
"Okay laaady!" said MT and fed her serals.
"So why is Micky cataloguing things?" said Davy with more interest in his sibling all of a sudden.
"I am not related to Davy!" said Micky. "Am I?"
"I should bally well think NOT old fruit!" said Davy.
"Why did you call me old!?" shouted Micky.
"Um.. oh my, I don't feel well at all.." said Davy and staggered off.
"He also called you a fruity fruit yo yo yo with the juicing and the sweetness and the pineapples and the papaya and the maaannnnngoooo!" said Mike, who was now a winged deer.
Micky took one look at him and they both started fighting.
"ARGH HELP HELP I'M STUCK!" shouted Mike and tried to fly away, but their antlers were locked.
"Oh, *NOW* I remember why I don't fight with other antlered things!" said Micky, and snapped his fingers.
"I wish I had fingers with which to snap," sniffed Mike and almost smieled, but Micky stopped him, and recieved a swift hoof to the knee.
"YARGH!" he said.
"Tee-hee you're dang old cute when you're yarghing, boy!" said Mike happily and made kissy snouts at Micky.
"EUGH STOP! And I'm not OLD! I'm 37!!!" shouted Micky.
"No you're not, you're 21!" said Davy from out of nowhere.
"You are in my pouch, cutey schnookums!" said Sassip and made kissy snouts at him.
"Oh.." said Davy and went to slee.
Just then Mike was a winged squirrel with no antlers and ran off snigging all the way.
"Someone really should put his hat back on. Where IS it anyway?" asked BT.
"Its on Al's head." said someone.
"MOMMY SOMEONE HASING COMED BACK!" shouted MT and horrored.
"NO NO NOOOO HORRORING!" shouted Sassip and reared up in fear.
"Huh?' said Al who was very groggy from the serals and the hat.
"I ate b'skettiovios," MT informed everyone, causing BT to root around in her special Raviolio hiding place. But nothing was took, so BT went back to knitting.
"What are you knitting?" Al asked her.
"Mind your business, hat girl," BT informed her.
"How rude!" said Al and went to bother someone else.
"What are you doing?" asked MT.
"Mind your business, weedybonce," BT informed him.
MT shrugged and got her sticky before leaving.
"Whatcha doin' yo yo yo?" ahered Mike.
"Mind your business, squirrely aviatic fool," BT informed him.
Mike ahered once for posterity and left.
"What are you doing?" asked Micky.
"Mind your business, antler freak," BT informed him.
Micky shrugged and went back to cataloguing his racks.
"OH OH OH WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TELL ME TELL ME NOW!" shouted Peter and stared.
"Mind you business, foolish Continuity mogul," BT informed him.
"HUH!" said Peter and huffed off to spy on others' continuity.
"What are you doing little tiny antennaed twitfool?" asked Link.
"Mind your business, zap-happy hat boy," BT informed him.
"Well ex-CUUUUSE me, figment boofer!" said Link and went to zap someone else.
"BT, what ARE you doing?" asked Davy.
"Mind your business, fishy fishy FISH boy," BT informed him.
"Okay," said Davy and mined 30 carts worth of his business before deciding it was time for a pouch nap.
"BEEETEEEE what are you doing??" asked Sassip coquettishly.
"Mind your business, stupid fat punty seathing!" BT informed her, and that was the end of that, because Sassip would have none of it and punted her.
BT returned sometime later with a large copy of Mike's hat, and without a word stuffed Mike, who was now a large winged ox, into it.
Unfortunately it was not Mike's real hat, so he just played sack races with Micky and MT and Davy who didn't need a sack because he already sorta hopped with his fishtail.
And Micky finished his cataloguing. And Peter filled up another volume. And Al bothered everyone and someone gave her a gold star. And MT horrored because someone was still there. And Sassip was happy because she quelled the horroring AND got in her punts by punting someone. And Mike eventually got his hat back. For now. Dun dun *DUN*!!!
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Okay, let me see.
Well, for starters, my name is MT and I don't really have a last name but I guess if I did it would be Figment-Tork or something stupid like that.
My life has been very messed up and this is why:
Number one: My mother is a figment as is my "grandfather" and step-mother/sister. Or maybe Al's my step-mother.. and.. uh.. well I'm confused!
Number two: I have a flower growing on my head.
Number three: I look like Micky Dolenz. Yes, I do. Actually it's fun, but Micky gets mad at me sometimes. My name stands for Micky-Two.
Number four: I started out a 5 year old looking like a 21 year old!
Number five... well see for yourself!
Okay, well I started out some kinda weirdo robot, as I was told, and BT made me and Al brought me to life as a real kid, except that I started off thinking I was BT and then five years old.
Then Al sort of adopted me after a while and coddled me alot. The thing is, nobody told me breffast serals were impolite until I was 15!!! And they are my favorite things!
I also love pops..... Once I spent my whole paycheck on them. Mom got mad but I told her it was my money.
Oh, right, I can use her powers, sometimes, but she gets really mad when I do that.
They used to think it was cute too. But then I sorta poofed up some money and a car and we got in trouble with the IRS. Go fig!
So anyway. My previous place of residence was in Peter's mind pad and the Monkees' pad. But I had to move out.
Let me see. Davy. Now he's a mermonkee. He is too cute for his own good and likes that Sassip thing. He had this thing for Mom, but they never did anything about it cause everyone is lazy!!
Now Micky, he has this rack of antlers, and he has this affinity to poke things with them. And he looks like me. That's so embarrassing. He said it's more embarrassing for some 5 year old 21 year old look alike to impersonate him, but I care to differ. And personally I think head flowers are MUCH more stylish than antlers! Uck!
Mike.. he's quite a thing. He has this funky condition where when he doesn't have his hat on, he goes completely insane, and pogos around and just says and does OUTRAGEOUS things. He also has a penchant for chicken fry parties. And Davy. Well as his chicken fry buddy. And he always gets news coverage when he rolls around town! He also has wings and a tail. Isn't that just awfully strange?
Peter.. well he's technically my grandfather since he made Al and she's my "mother." He is pretty stupid, except for his continuity obsessions. He has volumes and volumes and volumes of it. It's really quite scary. He even started to train Micky! I helped him out a few times too.
Sassip is a horror. If you say that word and she hears it she'll punt you far and wide. She loves to punt, and eat people and lay them as eggs, which hatch as sea beasts like herself. She's crazy! She creates droolpools that could kill a grown man! She also loves sleefish, some horrid nasty cuisine of seabeasts. Mike hates sleefish fries with a passion.
Al is .. uh.. strange. She has a tail. She sits around and reads all day. She likes to coddle me still! I dunno what her problem is. She always gave me pudding and pops though, and I can use her powers sometimes if she doesn't notice so it's fun!
BT is crazy too. She has antennae and runs around asking people to marry her. She's been at it for like 17 years and no one's even paid her any mind. She likes to play pranks alot, and Peter likes to follow her around cause she makes alot of continuity.
Link.. well I accidentally brought him into the Pad from the TV. He really hates that. He wants to go back to Zelda in the cartoon. Well that makes no sense but he's very bitter and zaps anything and everything that irks him with his sword. His hat and Mike's and then the Hat with the thing on it all have this funky hat love triangle.
Anyway, so that is why I am messed up!
I moved out as soon as I turned 21, and things have been a little bit better, though it's kinda weird not to have funky powers to use whenever. And I have to remember to water my flower all the time and wear a hat when I am in public because people stare.
Well I went back last week and things were pretty much the same as always. Mom was reading her books and coddled me alot so I fed her breffast serals and then went upstairs and Micky was sucking milk and Oreos out of the bathtub like usual. Mike was pogoing around showering chicken fry on one and all, and Davy was sleeping in Sassip's pouch who was drooling and punting anything that came into range (mainly Mike). Link was hiding under the chair and also zapping whoever came into rage (mostly Mike) and BT was raiding Micky's Coke stash. Peter was writing this all down. And I came in, got some pops and left. And I haven't been back since last week because I got zapped, punted, pogoed on, coddled, pranked, continuitied, and antlered. Davy left me alone but only cause he was sleeing.
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One day, BT decided to make Kool-aid with friends.
She went to grab Micky.
"I am not your friend." he said and walked off.
BT was undaunted and went to grab Pita.
"PETER!" said Peter, and then added, "I am too busy to be your friend at this time, please call back later. BEEP." and started scribbling things.
BT shrugged and pounced on Davy before he could protest.
Walking toward the kitchen she idly grabbed Mike out of the air and off his stick as he pogoed by. Stuffing them both into a pitcher and turning them into powder, and added water and mixed.
"Oh no no no." said Al and turned them back into things.
"I am not a thing!" said Davert Mikas and resumed pogoing.
Al stared and stared. "What the..?"
"I made Kool-Aid with friends!" said BT happily and marched off to ask Davert Mikas for marries.
"Oh no you don't, not if I get there first!" said Al.
"Not if I get dere first!" said MT and ran over Al and BT.
"Hmm hmm..." said Peter writing things.
"ARGH GET AWAY FROM ME!" shouted Micky and fell down the staircase.
"A-*HER*!" said Davert Mikas following closely behind him, and then falling down and landing atop him.
"Why did Micky say that?" asked Peter who had been distracted by a large mobile drool pool and had missed the action.
"You are a HORRID continuity mogul!" shouted BT and laughed raucously. This hurt Peter's feeling and he curled up and went to slee.
"Look what you did, poor baby!" said Al and turned BT into a termite.
"Awww, Poor BT." said Davert Mikas and picked her up. She was hungry and demolished his pogostick which was made of wood.
"WAAAHH!" he shouted, dropped her and ran around in circles.
"Oops." said BT and took the little teeny gingham napkin from around her neck. She then crawled into Pita's hair and fell aslee.
"PETER!" said Peter and got up and walked off in a huff.
"HE is in a huff." said Micky and tsked.
"Am not are too am not are too!" said Davert Mikas and fell over from the strain of it all.
"WHERE is this story going?" asked Link.
"I don't know." said Peter. Everyone stared. Peter didn't know continuity.
"YOU.. you.. You guessed at it all this time!" said Micky, his long time idol being dashed to pieces in front of his eyes.
"Uh, no." said Peter and cast furtive glances at the author.
Uh oh... yeh. Um.. okay.
"SO?" asked Peter.
"Well, I'll just change them back now." said Al, walking in from nowhere.
Davert Mikas stared at her.
Davy was cute.
BT lunged at him.
Sassip drooled in anticipation.
Link zapped at BT but she was already gone from that spot.
"Okay." said Al boredly and changed them back.
"YAY DAAAYYVVVEEE!" shrieked Sassip and absconded with him straight away.
"Oof man no chicken fry buddy for me!" said Mike sadly and pogoed off again.
"That was a shoddy ending." Peter remarked.
"Okay." said Peter and chalked this story into his volumes even though it was dumb and made no sense.
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One day, a funny man in a lab coat came a-calling at the pad, because he wanted to do some research on people that were weird, and the pad had the weirdest people there ever were.
"Hello!" said the man.
"Hello!" said MT and stared.
"Um.. oh are you Micky?" asked the man.
"No! I'm MT!" said MT and stared.
"Um.. no really.. you're Micky right?" asked the man.
"No I'm MT!" said MT and looked disturbed. "Daddy Micky is eating foods from the tub."
The man was puzzled and eyed MT greedily.
"Oh is that right?" he asked, letting himself in. MT looked disturbed.
"My my this guy is really disturbed, and shall make a prime subject." thought the man to himself and dragged MT over to the couch.
"Mommy!" said MT because he didn't like it when people dragging him.
"WHAT!?" said Al and poofed out of nowhere.
"YAGH!" said the man and fell backwards. Al stared at him.
"WHO'RE YOU!?" she asked loudly.
"That was my line. And it was supposed to be rude." tsked BT.
"SOR-REE!" said Al and left to raid Micky's Coke stash while he was raiding his Oreo stash.
"WHO'RE YOU!?" asked BT rudely.
"Uh, I'm a.. surveyist and I want to survey Micky here." said the man.
"What!?" asked the man.
"THAT'S NOT MICKY!" shouted BT and rolled all the way upstairs to inform Micky of the happening in the downstairs paddy place.
"Why did she roll off laughing like that?" asked the man.
"BEEE-cawse I'm not Micky." said MT plainly.
"But then who are you?" asked the guy.
"I am MT!!!!" shouted MT who was beginning to be bored of this annoying guy.
"Hey, when did he turn into a guy?" asked Peter, poking around in the continuity as he is wont to do.
"Pita, Mr. Man won't believe that I'm not Micky!" shouted MT in distress.
"Aren't you though?" asked Peter and sauntered off to join Micky and BT in the bathroom scoffing Oreos.
"Uhhh.." said MT and thought alot.
"Well if you aren't Micky than what does MT stand for?" asked the man.
"Micky Two!" said MT and stared alot at him.
"See, now he's back to a man!" Peter was explaining to Micky and BT.
"I don't *CARE,* Peter!" said Micky and went bobbing for Oreos.
"Ewww now he has his spit in there!!!" said BT in disgust and sat on the bathmat with a freshly opened non-milked package of Oreos.
"Right.. so. You're name is MICKY two and you are saying you aren't him?" asked the man.
"Right!" said MT and smiled sweetly.
"Well if you aren't Micky where is he?" asked the man.
"He's in the baffroom! I told you afore!!!" shouted MT in a rage.
"Oh.." gasped the guy as about 4 flowers popped up on MT's head before his eyes.
"What?" asked MT. "Do I has lotsa heads!?!?"
The guy stared at MT as he ran to the mirror to check himself out.
"Oh no silly, I's just hasing some bloomings!" he said in a jovial sort of voice.
"I.. I thought that other flower was a hat or something!" said the guy in disbelief.
Meanwhile, Al was running away from Davy who had his eye on some poundcake she was wearing.
"You CANNOT have my priceless poundcake watch!" she shouted.
"Oh come ON Al you can make another!" drooled Davy.
"NO NO NO!" said Al and ran into Sassip's pouch.
"Oh, Davy, I knew you'd come." said Sassip sleepily, stirring from her nap a bit.
"But that's not ME!" said Davy in horror.
"*HORROR*!?!?!?!?" shouted Sassip and abruptly flipped onto her stomach, squishing Al with flippers flailing.
"YIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" shouted the guy and was flung away through the roof to the island where the seabeasties dwell.
"What was THAT?!" shouted Micky, as he, Peter and BT came running downstairs.
"It was a Mr. Man and he said I was Micky cause I wasn't and I told him I wasn't and he said I was and I stared and popped up lotsa feyloooowers!" said MT happily.
"Um, sure kid." said Micky and made a little cuckoo sign.
"ARGH HELP!" said Al.
"Hey, where's Linky poo and Mike?" asked BT.
"Link is under the couch where he usually is, and *OUCH* Mike is.. huh.. where IS Mike?" asked Davy, just as Mike fell onto his cute little hair covered bonce.
"HIYEEEEEEE DAVVVVYYYY!" shouted Mike. "I came to visit ya'll!"
"BUT MIKE! YOU LIVE HERE!" shouted everyone.
"Riiighhhtt!" said Mike and bounced off to the beach for a fiesty chicken fry party under the stars.
"WAIT FOR ME MIKE!" squeed Davy and scurried off.
Micky, Peter and Al and BT stared after them.
"Oh! MT! Where did you get all those flowers? Tsk tsk!" said Al, carting MT off for a shower and a prune.
"SHEEEYYYOWWWWEEERR!?!?!!?" screeched MT, and was hauled off.
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One day, Peter stared at MT and declared, "MT has problems. He should be 21 and has regressed due to traumatic experiences early in.. uh.. creation."
"NO NO NO NOT MY BAYBEEEE!" shrieked Al and made everyone deaf.
"HA that's not how you to it." said Micky, took a breath and killed everyone's hearing for 5 weeks.
After the end of 5 weeks.
"Micky is banned from doing that again!" said Link and zapped at Micky.
"MICKY IS PLEASED TO BE ANNOUNCING HE CAN DO IT WHENEVER HE PLEASES!!!" shouted Micky but ran off giggling anyway.
"I can do it better!" said MT.
"NONONO!" said Al and sedated him with pops.
"SO?" said Peter and waited.
"WHAT?" asked Al and stared.
"Aren't you going to make him be 21 again?"
"NO!" said Al and grabbed up MT, taking him away from Peter.
"Mommy touched my tush!" shrieked MT and laughed.
"Oh I did NOT!" said Al and ran off to the mind pad.
"MICKY IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE HE IS ENJOYING HIS MILKBATH!" shouted Micky.
"OH!" said Davy and ran in to pilfer Oreos.
"O-R-E-*O*!" shouted Mike with a vengence and stomped Micky on the head, catching his antlers in the pogo stick again. Mike surreptiously deposited Micky in the kitchen after pogoing straight from the bathroom.
"Mmm Coke.." said Micky without missing a beat.
"Oh no, Mommy, Micky is hassing his pingies again!" said MT and poofed out.
"Oh no no no Peter will get you!" said Al and followed him.
"Ah, MT, I'm just gonna whonk you with this here stick and.. uh.." said Peter but stopped when Al appeared.
"Get away from my baby!" said Al in angst.
"OH OH OH ANGST!" shouted Sassip and punted Al.
"Now's my chance!" said Peter and grabbed Micky.
"PINGIES FOR ME!" said MT and pinged.
"NOOOO PIta!" shouted Micky.
"Aww come on MT it'll be fun to be grown up!" said Peter.
"But I'm MICKY!" shouted Micky.
"Riiighht you are." said Peter, shoving some pops into Micky's mouth.
"You stupid Continuity Mogul, I have ANTLERS!" shouted Micky and stabbed Peter and ran off.
"That didn't hurt." said Peter and gave up on MT.
Meanwhile, Al came in covered in BT's grape collection, and kicked Sassip.
"ANGST IS NOT HORROR!" she shouted.
"HOOOOORRRRROOORRRR!??!?! NO NO NO HORROR!" and punted Al again.
"OMIGOSH DID SHE MAKE MY GRAPES INTO WINE!!?!?!?!?!?" shouted BT and threw a fit and Micky's pingy Coke bottles.
"PLEASED NOT TO BE THROWING MICKY"S COKE BOTTLIES!" shouted MT.
"PLEASED NOT TO BE PRETENDING TO BE MICKY!" shouted Micky and then kicked BT and MT for getting in his way.
"Some dahrummers!" sniffed MT and pilfered Micky's whole Oreo stash.
"Some flower heads." said BT and pilfered MT's whole pop stash.
"SOME SEABEASTS!" shouted Al, stalked in, and turned Sassip into a frog.
"AHER! Did someone mention.. WINE!??!!" shouted Mike and pogoed in covered with grapes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted BT and stickified him to the railing of the balcony.
"AHER!' said Mike and was a plaque for all to see.
Meanwhile, Micky had perfected his pingies, Sassip gave warts to Davy, Peter said no one can get warts from a frog right before getting some warts, Al had fallen aslee on the stove and burnt herself, Link was hiding, BT was knitting a pie, and MT spied on all and wrote things down in crayon, which said:
THE END! and had alot of funny squiggles and weird looking people next to it.
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